Little Dick Logistics Canvas Tote
Regular price
$21.99
per
Color:
Natural
Size:
15" x 16"
Little Dick Logistics -We Don’t Know Where to Put It Some men don't know where they're going. Some don't know what they want. Some don't know how to answer a simple text message after 48 hours. This tote is dedicated to all of ...
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Little Dick Logistics Canvas Tote
Color:
Natural
Size:
15" x 16"
Regular price
$21.99
per
Estimate delivery times: 12-26 days (International), 3-6 days (United States).
Return within 14 days of purchase. Duties & taxes are non-refundable.
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Shipping & return
Shipping Policy
Thanks for stopping by and shopping with Golden Quips. Below are the terms and conditions that constitute our Shipping Policy.
1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Standard] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 3-5 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $8.00]
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Express] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 1-2 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $15.00]
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
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Little Dick Logistics -We Don’t Know Where to Put It
Some men don't know where they're going. Some don't know what they want. Some don't know how to answer a simple text message after 48 hours.
This tote is dedicated to all of them.
Perfect for carrying groceries, emotional baggage, poor dating decisions, and the confidence you regained after finally blocking his number. Made from durable canvas because unlike your ex, it can actually handle a load.
Whether you're headed to the farmer's market, the gym, or therapy after dating another walking red flag, this bag has your back.
Little Dick Logistics. Still trying to figure out where to put it.
Warning: May trigger exes, man-children, and anyone whose biggest life plan is "just seeing where things go."
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a structured, slim profile
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for long-lasting carry
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colors
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
Shipping Policy
Thanks for stopping by and shopping with Golden Quips. Below are the terms and conditions that constitute our Shipping Policy.
1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Standard] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 3-5 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $8.00]
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Express] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 1-2 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $15.00]
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.