Little Dick Accounting Sweatshirt
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$42.99
per
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Color:
Dark Heather
Size:
S
Little Dick Accounting “We Always Come Up Short.” Professional. Polished. Slightly under delivered. This cozy, heavyweight hoodie keeps things respectable… until someone reads it twice. Clean in the front, bold in the back. Som...
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Little Dick Accounting Sweatshirt
Color:
Dark Heather
Size:
S
Regular price
$42.99
per
Estimate delivery times: 12-26 days (International), 3-6 days (United States).
Return within 45 days of purchase. Duties & taxes are non-refundable.
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Shipping & return
Shipping Policy
Thanks for stopping by and shopping with Golden Quips. Below are the terms and conditions that constitute our Shipping Policy.
1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Standard] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 3-5 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $8.00]
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Express] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 1-2 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $15.00]
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
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Little Dick Accounting “We Always Come Up Short.”
Professional. Polished. Slightly under delivered.
This cozy, heavyweight hoodie keeps things respectable… until someone reads it twice. Clean in the front, bold in the back. Sometimes the real surprise is in the final numbers.
Plush interior, roomy pocket, and built for long hours of careful calculations.
Snug. Reliable. Consistently short.
Wear it proudly. Let them audit that. 📊😉
Product features
- Made from 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and breathability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliance with flammability and hazardous substance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
Shipping Policy
Thanks for stopping by and shopping with Golden Quips. Below are the terms and conditions that constitute our Shipping Policy.
1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Standard] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 3-5 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $8.00]
- Shipping Method: [e.g., Express] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 1-2 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $15.00]
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.