{"product_id":"little-dick-logistics-canvas-tote","title":"Little Dick Logistics Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Dick Logistics -We Don’t Know Where to Put It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSome men don't know where they're going. Some don't know what they want. Some don't know how to answer a simple text message after 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis tote is dedicated to all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003ePerfect for carrying groceries, emotional baggage, poor dating decisions, and the confidence you regained after finally blocking his number. Made from durable canvas because unlike your ex, it can actually handle a load.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhether you're headed to the farmer's market, the gym, or therapy after dating another walking red flag, this bag has your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Dick Logistics. Still trying to figure out where to put it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May trigger exes, man-children, and anyone whose biggest life plan is \"just seeing where things go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a structured, slim profile\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for long-lasting carry\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":43497276670042,"sku":"13092271664722772284","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/3204\/6170\/files\/9662678435186023993_2048.jpg?v=1781475822","url":"https:\/\/goldenquipsmerch.com\/products\/little-dick-logistics-canvas-tote","provider":"Golden Quips","version":"1.0","type":"link"}